🎉 We just raised $200M Series C at a $4B valuation for literally no reason · 🔥 Now integrating with 847 more apps you'll never use · ✨ Built with the power of AI (and vibes) 🎉
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Powered by AI · Now with 47% more synergy
The Future of Literally Everything
is Here 🚀
VibeAI™ harnesses the power of cutting-edge machine learning,
blockchain-enhanced neural pathways, and quantum-adjacent vibes
to revolutionize your workflow paradigm. We don't know what we do either, but our pitch deck slaps. 🔥
We've engineered a suite of AI-first, synergy-native, cloud-native-native tools that will genuinely make you question why you ever did anything manually. 🤔
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HyperThink AI™
Our proprietary LLM wrapper around ChatGPT that adds 14 custom emojis to every response and calls it "intelligence." Costs 40x more than just using the API directly.
POWERED BY AI 🤖
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BlazeFast™ Performance
Our app loads in under 3 seconds on a good day! We measured this once in 2022 on a MacBook Pro M2 with 64GB RAM and 1Gbps fiber. It was very impressive.
BLAZING FAST ⚡
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Fort Knox Security™
Military-grade AES-256 encryption with biometric two-factor blockchain verification. Your data is so safe that even we can't access it. (We can totally access it.)
ENTERPRISE READY 🏢
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InsightDash Analytics™
Beautiful charts with gradients! So many gradients. Every metric goes up and to the right by default. Our design team spent 6 months on the color palette alone.
DATA-DRIVEN 📈
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CollabOS™ Teamwork Suite
Real-time collaboration with conflict resolution powered by vibes. Simultaneously edit documents with your team while our AI gaslight everyone about who made what change.
SYNERGY UNLOCKED 🔓
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GlobalScale™ Infrastructure
Deployed across 47 edge nodes worldwide (3 of them are Raspberry Pis in someone's garage). Scales automatically to any load. By "scales" we mean crashes gracefully.
PLANET-SCALE 🌐
💬 Social Proof (very real testimonials)
People absolutely love us. Seriously. 🥹
These are definitely not made up quotes from the CEO's LinkedIn connections.
★★★★★
"VibeAI changed my life. I used to do work manually. Now I watch loading spinners instead. 10/10 would absolutely recommend to anyone who enjoys gradient animations." 😭
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Sarah K.
Chief Vibe Officer @ StartupCo
★★★★★
"We integrated VibeAI and our productivity went up by 340%. That number is completely made up but it looked good in our Series A deck and nobody questioned it." 🚀
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Marcus T.
10x Engineer @ SynergyCorp
★★★★★
"Finally an AI tool that replies 'That's a great question!' before every answer. So human. So warm. So absolutely trained on the same data as every other chatbot." 🤖✨
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Priya N.
Head of Thought Leadership
*Testimonials may have been edited for clarity, length, positivity, existence, and factual accuracy.
🔌 Integrations
Connects with everything. 🔗
847 integrations! (431 are broken, 200 are "coming soon", but still. The icon grid looks sick.)
Slack 💬
Notion 📝
Figma 🎨
GitHub 🐙
Jira 🎫
Airtable 📊
Zapier ⚡
Linear 📐
Loom 🎥
Discord 💎
HubSpot 🧲
Stripe 💳
PostgreSQL 🐘
Salesforce ☁️
Your legacy CRM 🪦
ChatGPT wrapper 🤖
💸 Pricing
Simple, transparent pricing. (lol) 😅
Cancel anytime (after a 30-day notice, 2 phone calls, and a notarized letter).
Hobbyist 🌱
$0
forever (until we run out of VC money)
3 requests per month
1 seat (just you, alone)
VibeAI watermark on everything
Actual support
Your data not sold
Dignity
🔥 MOST POPULAR 🔥
Pro Vibes 🚀
$49
per seat / month, billed annually or we guilt you
Unlimited requests (fair use policy TBD)
Up to 5 seats (hire wisely)
Priority support (2-3 business weeks)
Access to beta features that break
Dashboard with extra gradients 🌈
SLA guarantee
Enterprise 🏢
Talk to Sales
we'll follow up in 3-5 business years
Unlimited everything (probably)
Dedicated Slack channel with Josh
Custom contract with 94 addenda
SOC 2 Type II (pending since 2021)
On-site vibes consultation
Your logo on our website
🎯 Final Call to Action (we promise this is the last one)
Ready to 10x your synergy? 🚀✨🔥
Join 2.4 million teams (definition of "team" may vary) already using VibeAI
to achieve unprecedented levels of activity that vaguely resembles productivity.
No credit card required · Cancel anytime* · Free forever** · Results may vary*** ·
*See cancellation policy §47.2b · **Until it isn't · ***Results will vary